#murder tw ig idek

[ryan-the-thing]

oH GOD lOOK awAy... EW. sO old and outdated sobbb-

ugh... the "My Pet Cipher" AU... LMAOOO After Weirdmageddon happened, Bill was banished out of Stan's mind, (giving him a few of his characteristics.) Bill was sent to the Axolotl, who sent him back to Earth; where he became Mabel's pet triangle. Bill can only use his levitation, body-morphing, and fire powers under supervision; but nothing else. After Mabel couldn't take care of him anymore, she sold him to the adventure he had with his other 122 owners. (That's a whole adventure onto itself) He's also fragile with physical form, and has mental issues; including the fact that he can't control his emotions well from all the abuse he has been through. I made it so you can make your own characters be Bill's owners as well ig?

just a whiner, stupider, more outlashing version of Bill FLASH WARNING BTW also I didn't even spell Mabel right what-- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc6aDRX3r7w

WARNING: Mentions of murder, suicide, guns, animal death, arson, and drugs. also natzi mention and cancer mention (what the fuck-?)

again this AU is oLd... why did they sELl him so much what the fhUAHHJABA--

Not sure why uh... not sure why I had to like- ... why didn't I just type it out the first time

[bronzetomatoes]

GRR BITE HATE KILL KILL AGBDBSNA BITE MAIM MURDER DEATH KILL KILL KILL KILL BITE GROWL BE K EI3BRJWLEBEKWO

[realcube]

Random Anime Recommendations bc im dumb:

Danganronpa: OK IM GONNA START BY SAYING THAT THERE IS THIS CHARACTER CALLED TOGAMI IS SO HOT AND HE IS BASICALLY THE LOST TWIN OF TSUKKI EXCEPT THAT HE IS MORE SARCASTIC PLZ. Ok now on a serious note, the anime is really good and I love the characters sm omg 😭 I would recommendyou tho to kinda search up a bit of the anime to see if it's of your liking?? (tw: it contains death, murder, kinda gorish but not really, a bad principal??? Great characters?? The VA for the character togami has a great voice- Idk what else to say LMAO)

Kakegurui: One word: ✨Iconic✨. OK ACTUALLY THO, it's genuinely one of the greatest animes ever tbh. The characters are really great, and everyone is just so amazing in general (except the guys, the guys kinda suck in the 1st season) (tw: umm idk mature content kinda??? G A Y- the girls are really pretty and badass-)

High Rise invasion: im barely in the first episode but I already love it sm BSHABAJAB (tw: umm well it contains guns??? Blood or something- Places that would literally make me have acrophobia)

Death Note: It's pretty overrated, I don't really like it tbh, the side characters kinda have more personality than the main character 😭✋ (that's my personal opinion im sorry LMAO), tho it's really great and it's amazing!! (tw: deathly notebooks, gods of death, great side characters who are better than the main??? Mentions and insinuations of death, suicide, murder, blood ig?? Idek anymore)

SORRY FOR THE SHITTY RECOMMENDATIONS BTW IM JUST BORED AND MY FRIENDS DONT LIKE ANIME LMAO 😭

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so many of my friends watched danganronpa like.. just before i left school and they all were talking abt it and i felt so left out bc i was too busy studying to watch it (don’t ask me why they weren’t studying- that’s their business lmao). the spoke really highly of it though so yeah, i think i’ll watch it :)) also all the characters have such unique designs :o 

simply yes to kakegurui- i’ve not watched it bc ofc i know the basic plotline bc..pretty ladies 🥰

honestly i’ve never heard of high rise invasion but i’ll def add it to my watch list 

bestie you’re giving me mixed signals🤨 FBRSYJWTYJ IS IT GOOD OR NOT LMAO :’) but yeah i’ve heard that the main character isn’t very likable so- 

thank you so much for this 🙏🥺 i was literally running out of shows to watch that fit my taste but these all sound like they’ll hit :)) you and that one anon that sent my the mangas with dilfs are both the deities i pray to ERHRYJE tysmm!

also, there are some of my recommendations !! (all of them are comedies/have comedy elements btw)

1. Mob psycho 100: i watched it when it first came out which was a while ago. but if it’s as good as i remember, then i’d seriously recommend watching it! it’s one of those shows that make you ugly laugh one second then ugly cry the next. also it has a lot of supernatural powers involved which i thought was nice (tw blood, mob is constantly being ragdolled, death, too many weapons for me to even remember, demons, violence) 

2. Daily lives of Highschool boys: honestly it’s so funny and it’s that sort of fast-paced, zany comedy that makes you wheeze. as the name suggests, it’s about these 3 highschool boys just having fun but it’s also got a good plot and the ending just- so many emotions. (tw violence)

3. Haven’t you heard? I am Sakamoto: basically, sakamoto transfers to a new school and everyone is just in shock bc he is just..perfect at everything. ofc it makes him popular but some ppl don’t like him bc he is so popular and shenanigans ensue. i was cackling until the last episode which just- hit hard. (tw violence, kidnapping, fire, blood)

4. Monthly girls Nozaki-kun: all the characters are extremely likeable, chaotic bisexual disasters. it’s just this on girl trying to get her crush to fall for her but unlike many other romance anime, imo, she doesn’t come across as obnoxious, just a simp. another comedy that’ll (maybe) make you cry 🤠👍 

honourable mentions: one punch man, the disastrous like of saiki k, soul eater, ohshc, toilet bound hanako-kun, yuri!! on ice, my ordinary life & the promised neverland. (i just love comedies, ok? :’) )

[farklelucas]

For that character headcannon thing: Isaac, Brett, Theo, Liam (tw) Carlos, Harry, Jane (Descendants) Jake, Terry, Charles (Brooklyn 99)

whoa that’s a lot…. okay, isaac first and the rest under the cut!

1: sexuality headcanon

GRADE A BI BITCH FIGHT ME ON IT

2: otp

very very much scisaac

3: brotp

allison & isaac, isaac & liam, erica & isaac & boyd (any combination)

4: notp

allison & isaac, chris & isaac, any adults & isaac

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

SWEATER BOY. loves sweaters. ugly, plain, baggy, tight. he just loves em.

6: one way in which I relate to this character

nervous anxious mess

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

when he turns into new cocky werewolf isaac…. oh no baby what is you doin

8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

mmm problematic cinnamon roll

send me a character

brett

1: sexuality headcanon

he’s canon bi and y’all ain’t gonna change that lol bye

2: otp

BRIAM BRIAM BRIAM BRIAM

3: brotp

brett & malia…… idek why.

4: notp

honestly besides brett x adults i don’t think i really even have one

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

he lowkey loves flannels and often wears them around his waist

6: one way in which I relate to this character

functional bi

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

when he’s first introduced and he laughs at liam in that weird and vaguely condescending matter

8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

problematic cinnamon roll ig??

theo

1: sexuality headcanon

oof uhhh i guess gay bc it makes sense

2: otp

i don’t really have one sorry! ig thiam bc mauricio Stans but im still :/ hesitant

3: brotp

again i just don’t click with theo as a character so i don’rt really have a lot of hcs for him ajskd

4: notp

sceo and steo

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

mmmm named his car “betsy”

6: one way in which I relate to this character

selfish asshole

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

his whole evil villain thing

8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

problematic

liam

1: sexuality headcanon

GAAAAYYYYYYY

2: otp

briam…. briam….. always briam…..

3: brotp

honestly liam & the whole pack

4: notp

liam & adults

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

my buckteeth boy…. he got called bunny in gradeschool and at first he hated it but now he wears it with Pride 

6: one way in which I relate to this character

FULL OF ANGER

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

i fell in a hole! :^)

8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

cinnamon roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

carlos

1: sexuality headcanon

BI BITCH!!!!!!!!

2: otp

jaylos!

3: brotp

carlos & jane/evie/mal/ben

4: notp

carlos x harry is just not for me

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

he’s that bitch u go to starbucks with that gets hot cocoa instead of coffee

6: one way in which I relate to this character

loves dogs, fashion, and being bisexual. BAD AT SPORTS ANSJDKF

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

the time where he asks jane to the dance ajskd

8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

CINNAMON ROLL!!!!!!!!!!

harry

1: sexuality headcanon

pan! (it’s funny….. bc……… peter pan ;-))

2: otp

huma aka the inventors of love

3: brotp

the sea three!

4: notp

harry & carlos, harry & evie, harry & jay, harry & mal

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

paints his nails like the edgy little bitch he is

6: one way in which I relate to this character

intense urge to murder at all given opportunities

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

his rap verse ahsjdkfgkdkf

8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

PROBLEMATIQUE BYE

jane

1: sexuality headcanon

bisexual. im claimin everybody tonight.

2: otp

jane lonnie aka jonnie

3: brotp

jane & carlos/audrey/evie/mal/doug

4: notp

mmm idk i don’t think i really have one? just keep her Safe

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

she loves powder blue like that is her fucking color. she owns everything in that color. she’s also obsessed with the stars.

6: one way in which I relate to this character

hates herself ajsdkfl

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

oof in the ending of the first movie when she takes the wand :/

8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

CINNAMON ROLL

jake

1: sexuality headcanon

bi as FUCK

2: otp

peraltiago bitch!!!!!

3: brotp

jake & everyone honestly all his friendships with the b99 are amazing

4: notp

jake & that lawyer lady he dated for 5 minutes

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

has punched a “meninist” in the face

6: one way in which I relate to this character

uses humor to cope with his life as a MESS

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

BINGPOT

8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

cinnamon roll im love him!!!!

terry

1: sexuality headcanon

hmmm im kinda just thinking hetero?? not as a bad thing i just don’t pick up any queer vibes from him, as much as i love him

2: otp

oh you best BET it’s terry and his loving wife sharon!!!! i stan true love!!!!

3: brotp

terry & everyone again but especially jake and holt!

4: notp

??? idk really????

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

his wife gets him yogurt for his birthday. straight up.

6: one way in which I relate to this character

loves his kids!! i love them too!!!!

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

nothing, perfect man

8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

CINNAMON ROLL

charles

1: sexuality headcanon

soft pan!!

2: otp

charles and genevieve but also…. just charles and happiness

3: brotp

CHARLES & EVERYONE BUT BIG CHARLES & JAKE 

4: notp

charles and sadness >:(

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

has always wanted to go to paris

6: one way in which I relate to this character

awkward boy…. dumb boy

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

all the time. every of the time.

8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

the SOFTEST cinnamon roll!!!!!